pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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