"it" just moved
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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