Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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