i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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