Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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