I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
where am i from again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Randomize
