What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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