I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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