Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
