RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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