oh god the rape fog is back!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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