Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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