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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I got chris browned last night

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• (813): View more from Florida

  why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.

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• (818): View more from California

  She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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• (509): View more from Washington

  You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother

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• (727): View more from Florida

  did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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• (925): View more from California

  Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.

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  I'm in love.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.

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