I got chris browned last night
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.