"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.