i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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