I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my sisters under your porch take her home
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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