marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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