if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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