I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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