apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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