Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
it glows. i had to have it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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