come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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