in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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