I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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