mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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