Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I came so hard my ears popped.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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