thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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