everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Less talking, more tequila
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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