Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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