dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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