I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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