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(865): View more from Tennessee

mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.

(1-865): View more from Tennessee

i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.

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(607): View more from New York

To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.

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(804): View more from Virginia

The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me

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