OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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