Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
smell my finger.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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