why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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