He is an equal opportunity slut.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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