why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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