I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
