We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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