he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
