If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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