Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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