No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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