Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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