I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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