Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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