I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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