ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
