id be glad to
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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