we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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