So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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