I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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