It's just like the Real World with babies
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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