exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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