Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
They have beer where we have blood.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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