Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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