I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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