Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
So. Much. Porn.
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