how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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